Herantals in Belgium
Aden in the Gulf
Manama on Bahrain
Ashchurch God knows where
Captain Morgan Rum
Tiger Beer
Watney’s Red Barrel
40 + Years ago and more
I knew them well
I was Young

The Pennine Way
The Coast to Coast
The West Highland Way
Hadrian’s Wall
For 30 Years
I Have walked them all
I was Less than Young

75% of a bottle of Tesco Whiskey
That potential son in law
Is still standing, so am I
Fetch on the heavy’s
90% of a bottle of Drambue
He is still standing,
Well maybe so am I
I am getting Old

Bugger Cross Fell Tomorrow
Sca Fell & Hellvellyn can wait
It’s down to Tesco
And refills
Round two is next week
If “She who must be obeyed * 2”
Will let us
I feel bloody old